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    Rules for Kickin' AZZ......

    Rules for the Non-Military - Make sure you read #13

    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of

    affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to

    join the military.



    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a

    hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:



    1.. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat)

    during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

    2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American

    Flag in protest - kick their ass.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the

    highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing

    otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans

    fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them

    on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great..

    Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you

    were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling

    others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.

    Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you

    were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get

    your ass kicked.



    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask

    them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.

    Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).



    6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard*

    'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.



    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a

    parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand

    over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky

    enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those

    could earn you a severe ass-kicking.



    8. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying

    it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick

    your ass!





    9 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*),

    'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of

    endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service

    member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them

    could get your ass kicked..





    10. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the

    military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and

    religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please

    remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,

    marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their

    families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every

    day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.



    11. 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom

    of the press.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of

    speech.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom

    to demonstrate.'

    'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,

    and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn

    the flag.'



    AND ONE MORE:



    12. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -

    KICK THEIR ASS.



    13. ONE LAST THING:

    If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve

    to get your ass kicked!
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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