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Thread: Earning a few bucks.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Earning a few bucks.

    A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for
    the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'
    and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner
    if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
    'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said,
    'How much will you charge me?'
    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
    would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
    said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
    around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
    The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
    dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
    Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
    'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over,
    so I gave it two coats.'
    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
    her along with a $10 tip.
    'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    san antonio, texas
    the $50. dollar paint job, heh heh hee ha ha :wink:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Pretty good one.

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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    Van Buren
    That is a good one
    Quote from harbone66
    I think you need to quit asking! You are starting to sound like a hooker at a truck stop begging for a trick
    Donny B

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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