AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
10-05-2009, 08:52 AM
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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I
hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message..
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you
to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it
that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking
bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to
come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas
station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
with all the cash in your wallet.. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked
at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed
the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma
Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed
to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel
this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort throu gh some of
these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so
lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex :lol:
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil
society!
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I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one.
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I
hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message..
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you
to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it
that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking
bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to
come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas
station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
with all the cash in your wallet.. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked
at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed
the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma
Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed
to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel
this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort throu gh some of
these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so
lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex :lol:
P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil
society!
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I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one.
10-05-2009, 04:58 PM
#6
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: LICKSKILLET , MISSISSIPPI
Posts: 1,466
go to the library and do some research ..a friend of mine did and found some old gun laws still on the books , one was if you owned over so many chickens you could carry a sidearm , another one said if you were traveling outside your normal friends by motorcar you could carry a sidearm , I know they are old but they still are there , fun to look...
10-05-2009, 05:18 PM
#8
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: austin texas
Posts: 729
I believed this post till i got the phone sex calling , fbi stuff , breaking the window and keying the car and so on. If that was true then you are being just as bad as the robber, stealling stuff and vandilizing whats not yours.
10-06-2009, 11:33 AM
#10
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sugar Hill, GA
Posts: 1,365
Originally Posted by bluegrassjh
Originally Posted by MEMRACING62
Originally Posted by harbone66
Damn, I wish Illinois was a concealed/carry state! :twisted:
Dave
