Cops
#1
Cops
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people
#4
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: orland pk il
Posts: 2,399
THIS STORY MUST HAVE TOOK PLACE IN CHICAGO, I WAS MUGGED TWO YEARS AGO BY FOUR GUYS , CALLED CHICAGO POLICE 20 MIN GO BY NO COPS, CALLED A SECOND TIME AND NAME DROPPED THAT THE DIST COMMANDER WAS SOME BODY I KNOW AND THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM PERSONALY AND FIVE CARS SHOWED UP IN LESS THAN 4 MIN. I WAS PISSED!! ONE OF THE COPS THAT RESPONDED WAS SOME ONE I KNEW, HE SAID TO ME IF I NEW IT WAS YOU MIKE I WOULD HAVE CAME EARLIER :shock: :shock: I TOLD HIM WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE WHO THE HELL I WAS :!: (I DID KNOW THE COMMANDER AT THE TIME SO I WASN'T BS ING) TRUE STORY
#6
Senior Member
SENIOR BUILDER
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Newburgh, IN
Posts: 106
Originally Posted by MEMRACING62
THIS STORY MUST HAVE TOOK PLACE IN CHICAGO, I WAS MUGGED TWO YEARS AGO BY FOUR GUYS , CALLED CHICAGO POLICE 20 MIN GO BY NO COPS, CALLED A SECOND TIME AND NAME DROPPED THAT THE DIST COMMANDER WAS SOME BODY I KNOW AND THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM PERSONALY AND FIVE CARS SHOWED UP IN LESS THAN 4 MIN. I WAS PISSED!! ONE OF THE COPS THAT RESPONDED WAS SOME ONE I KNEW, HE SAID TO ME IF I NEW IT WAS YOU MIKE I WOULD HAVE CAME EARLIER :shock: :shock: I TOLD HIM WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE WHO THE HELL I WAS :!: (I DID KNOW THE COMMANDER AT THE TIME SO I WASN'T BS ING) TRUE STORY