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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Recycled Parrot


    A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
    parrot.

    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said,
    'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
    Prostitution & sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
    way.

    She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited
    for it to say something.


    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new
    madam.'

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
    really not so bad.'

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw & said,
    'New house, new madam, new girls.'

    The girls & the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
    about the situation considering how & where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

    The bird looked at him & said,

    'Hi Keith' :shock:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    A parrot with the memory of an elephant
    :shock: ops: ops:
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    DOH!!!!!!! :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: caught in the act of ill repute :lol: ( that might not be right??)
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