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    Glasgow Brothel

    The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather
    dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early

    "May I help you sir?" she asked..

    "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

    "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
    prefer someone else", said the madam.

    "No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000
    a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds
    and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man
    calmly left..

    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
    Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights
    in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price
    was still £5000.

    Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
    upstairs. After an hour, he left.

    The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
    astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
    Valerie and they went upstairs.

    After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been
    with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

    The man replied, "Edinburgh."

    "Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh."

    "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I
    was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person."

    The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

    1. Death

    2. Taxes

    3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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