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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Shared delivery

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
    amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
    mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
    interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
    explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the
    father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the
    husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
    husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

    At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
    continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
    helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
    transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
    virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her
    husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    Jul 2004
    Elm Mott, Texas
    Now that's some funny sh##. And he was probablly 2 or 3 days late with the part he was delivering.
    Wasn't me.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Nov 2004
    St. Louis, Missouri

    you aint right man....lmao

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