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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Quick marriage

    *A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
    marry her right away.**

    *She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other..'*

    *He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
    we go along.'*

    *So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a
    honeymoon at a very nice resort.*

    *One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
    of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
    and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
    position, at which point he straightened out and cut the
    water like a knife.*

    *After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
    on the towel.*

    *She said, 'That was incredible!'*

    *He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
    I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'*

    *So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*

    *After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
    lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.*

    *He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
    endurance swimmer?'*

    *'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
    both sides of the River"

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE oldandtired's Avatar
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    Sugar Hill, GA
    FLA - Once again, You got me!!!
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    falkville al
    fla, you always seem to know when i need to laugh! keep them comin

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