Never to young to learn
05-28-2009, 08:07 AM
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Never to young to learn
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send
you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a
million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied,
'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send
you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a
million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied,
'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'
