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    Senior Member DYNO OPERATOR
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    Never to young to learn

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
    and 'realistically'?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
    if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
    Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
    you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
    really use that money to fix up the house and send
    you kids to a great University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would
    you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
    would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would
    you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a
    million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
    then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
    between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied,
    'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

    But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'

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    I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE ,, THATS FUNNY RITE THERE :lol: :lol: :lol:
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***GOD BLESS AMERICA******

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