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    The biker and the lion

    Early one morning the zoo was closed because a lion had gotten out of it's cage. There were several people standing outside the gates waiting for the zoo to open.
    A biker was riding past the zoo when he saw the lion jump the fence, grab a little girl by the coat sleeve & start to drag her away. The little girl's father quickly grabbed her other sleeve & began pulling as hard as he could.
    The biker jumped off his still moving bike, did a tuck & roll, landed on his feet in a dead run towards the lion & punched the lion in the head so hard it knocked the big cat out cold. The little girl was scared but unharmed.
    There was a local newspaper reporter standing in the crowd who witnessed the whole thing.
    The reporter rushes over to the biker & says "that was the bravest thing I've ever seen another man do. I'm gonna make sure you're on the front page of tomorrow morning's paper."
    The biker says he doesn't care about all of that, it was just the right thing to do.
    The reported asks the biker what kind of bike he rode.
    The biker says "that Harley over there that's crashed into the fence."
    The reporter looks over & sees a red,white & blue Harley with a PALIN 2012 sticker on the back fender.

    The next morning's headline read:

    RIGHT WING EXTREMIST ATTACKS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS BREAKFAST BEFORE STUNNED ONLOOKERS.

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