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    New American

    I found this amusing, yet so true.



    A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
    He stops the first person he see's walking down the street and says,

    "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
    "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"

    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
    She says, "No, I am from Africa."

    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
    The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
    ***IN GOD WE TRUST***

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    :shock: :shock: How true.
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**

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    So true, So true......sadly so true :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    That also explains why a democrat would take an early lead on election day....all the republicans were at work.

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    Isn't that the truth! Thanks for sharing that one Charles.

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    YUP, YUP, I FEEL SOOOOOOO USED :cry: :cry: :cry:


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