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Old 03-31-2009, 03:19 PM
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A little boy blows up a small balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger.

His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
the boy continues.

'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going
To break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip
to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he
leaves it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, a
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it
comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't
Believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is
in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes
the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and
He gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
etc.

" Doctor! Doctor ! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

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Old 03-31-2009, 03:53 PM
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:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:16 PM
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Was he a BLONDE Doctor ?
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Old 03-31-2009, 06:29 PM
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NOT ANYMORE :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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