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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Smart doctor

    A little boy blows up a small balloon and starts flicking it all around the
    house with his finger.

    His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
    the boy continues.

    'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going
    To break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip
    to the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
    store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he
    leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, a
    diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it
    comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and can't
    Believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is
    in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes
    the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
    everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and
    He gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
    might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
    etc.

    " Doctor! Doctor ! Are you all right?" she asks.
    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
    first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

    ops: ops: :P

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    :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    Was he a BLONDE Doctor ?
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

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    NOT ANYMORE :P :lol: :lol: :lol:


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