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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE fla1976's Avatar
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    Ugly people

    Ugly People


    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
    Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
    because of the grief they have experienced.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
    want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
    God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
    laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
    The guy eventually calms down and says:

    "Make 'em all ugly again."

    NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

    Blessed are the Cracked,
    For they are the Ones
    Who let in the Light!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    LOLOLOLOLOL
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

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    even the wife thought this one was funny :lol:

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    watch out , you may have offended one of my x wives :shock: :shock:
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    LMAO That was some kinda funny, Thx dude I'll have to remember that one.
    Cp
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    :lol: :lol:

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    about the only time i laugh anymore is when you guys put up these jokes and that one was FUNNY

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    ROFL!!

    I'm stealing that one.

    :lol: :lol:


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