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    Senior Member DYNO TECH
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    fed up gyn doctor.

    Gynecologist turned Mechanic
    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
    paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine.

    Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
    so he decided to become a mechanic.

    He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
    attended diligently, and learned all he could.

    When the time for the practical exam approached, the former gynecologist
    prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
    score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful
    for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly which
    was worth 50% of the total mark."

    "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

    After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
    through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career"

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    Now thats funny.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    i got coffee on my screen and up my nose!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: dang good one.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE THERATTLER's Avatar
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    The good part is that he can look up in there and see if it has any wear :lol:
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