Skydiving deaths
01-31-2009, 06:51 AM
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Skydiving deaths
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband
when the newscaster says,
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
"That's horrible! So many men dying like that."
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad,
but they were skydiving,
and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing,
says,
"How many is a Brazillion?" :lol: :lol:
when the newscaster says,
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
"That's horrible! So many men dying like that."
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad,
but they were skydiving,
and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing,
says,
"How many is a Brazillion?" :lol: :lol:
02-02-2009, 02:23 PM
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On a more serious note (for real) the last time I sky-dived about 2 years ago, I had to much forward angle w/ my legs as i was landing... ended up sliding on my ass for about 10 feet. That CHIT hurt. I thought i ripped my rectal/spinckter... hard to walk for a few hours. So, when you sky dive, don't leave your legs out too far forward upon landing or you will hurt your bung-hole. Scooter
