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    the nun

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you haveto be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!''OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are y ou crying?''Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

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    lol,lol.Great spib!!!! D.R.

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    :lol: :lol: Good one squib'' lmao'' :shock: :shock:
    Head's up the true drag race!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one!!!!!!!!!!
    to finish first: first you have to finish!

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    good one man.!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Boy...just think how ugly that "FANTASY" could have turned out!! :lol:


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