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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    then the fight started...

    Cheesy stuff,but I thought it was funny

    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....
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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
    to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
    wallet at home.

    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
    come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office.

    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
    disability, too'

    And then the fight started.. ...

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....
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    Senior Member EXPERT BUILDER
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    them are alsome :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Heres one... "Hey honey, (my wife) does this shirt make me look fat?" No, honey... it looks nice" Well, what do you mean "nice??" (Now I know that I am screwd at this point)... looking for a better answer, i say: "I mean, it looks REALLY nice" ... then she thinks it is not the right shirt. It's the old "catch22" thing... what is the right answer... is there a right answer??? true story... this has happened.

    Anyways, on a different subject: have i told you today that i think my DOG is more of a man compared to OBAMA??? (just thought I would mention that).


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