cows and bulls
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cows and bulls
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, '
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable. The doctor said that I should eventually make a full recovery.
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable. The doctor said that I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: san antonio, texas
Posts: 1,233
oh man the wife heard "same ol cow", was your will made,
you must have had a brain fart with diareah, wanted to end it
all, man you might as well slice your wrist when your lady thinks
you called her a "cow" ha ah good one :lol: :lol: :wink:
you must have had a brain fart with diareah, wanted to end it
all, man you might as well slice your wrist when your lady thinks
you called her a "cow" ha ah good one :lol: :lol: :wink: