Southerners rule...no offense Northerners
#1
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RACING JUNKIE
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Southerners rule...no offense Northerners
Like I said,Notherners are cool,too. But......FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends
Which one are you?
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends
Which one are you?
#7
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,230
Originally Posted by rabiddawg
im a yankee
the southern seems a bit gay to me
the southern seems a bit gay to me
Seriously rabiddawg, just messin with you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: From MOST of your post I can see you really want to be like us down here. 8)
Just one more thing:
Have you ever heard a Southerner say " I am moving up north"?
Them northerners burn up the asphalt to move down here though!!
OK really, last thing:
Clean up the South, give a yankee a bus ticket home!! 8) :lol: :lol:
#8
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DYNO TECH
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Colebrook Connecticut
Posts: 425
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
sorry im not into hugging and kissing guys.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
real men dont cry they get even.
FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
OKAY????
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
damn sounds like a sallyboy homemaker to me?
really up here we sneek in the beer at the hospital and a few hookers to cheer ya up.
hehe i like busting the southern guys.
hey just because you lost the war plz dont hold grudges will ya.
only joking BTW
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
sorry im not into hugging and kissing guys.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
real men dont cry they get even.
FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
OKAY????
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
damn sounds like a sallyboy homemaker to me?
really up here we sneek in the beer at the hospital and a few hookers to cheer ya up.
hehe i like busting the southern guys.
hey just because you lost the war plz dont hold grudges will ya.
only joking BTW