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    making love

    Making Luv ??



    The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."



    The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."



    Then the hilljack says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

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    NOW THATS FUNNY!!

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    good one!!

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    lmfao Tod :!: :!:

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    EWWWWWWW.HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you cannot confirm their validity"- Abraham Lincoln

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    I tried that but she didn't hit the ceiling... she hit me...right upside the head.

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    Yep- wipe the curtains... that's offically how you can make her scream twice in one night.


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