Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Fun at work

  1. #1
    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Staunton, IL
    Posts
    943

    Fun at work

    Way to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace
    1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
    2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
    Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
    3. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
    4. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
    5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
    6. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
    7. Determine how many cups of coffee are "too many."
    8. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
    10. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
    11. When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up."
    12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think?"
    13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a Parakeet.
    14. Sit in the parking lot at lunchtime pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    15. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

  2. #2
    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Independence, Missouri
    Posts
    1,188
    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**

  3. #3
    Junior Member JOURNEYMAN
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    29

    Re: Fun at work

    Quote Originally Posted by slowmotion
    14. Sit in the parking lot at lunchtime pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

    Friggin hilarious...!!! :wink:

  4. #4
    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Fontana, KS
    Posts
    171
    Omfg I about died laughin lol and ya I think im gonna try the hair dryer thing today lol ill see how it works
    http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7020/timnorthjrly8.gif

    "USMC-Helping The Enemy Die For Their Country Since 1775"

    "Respect Few.....Fear None......"

    "Im Strange Maybe Even Crazy But Theres Never A Dull Moment"

  5. #5
    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mopar1968's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Abingdon,Virginia
    Posts
    3,579
    :lol: :lol: i tried the ''that's what you think'' at work talking about look's :shock: :shock:
    Head's up the true drag race!!

  6. #6
    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Montvale, VA
    Posts
    1,431
    :mrgreen: I like #9.That'll get the ladies at the bank talkin' for sure :shock: :lol:
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you cannot confirm their validity"- Abraham Lincoln


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Copyright © 2005-2016 RacingJunk.com All Rights Reserved.

Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of the RacingJunk.com
Terms of Use, Classifieds Disclaimer, Privacy Policy, and Cookie Policy