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    Blind Bunny

    One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and
    tripped
    over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
    'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over
    you,
    but I'm blind and can't see.'

    'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was
    my
    fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see
    you
    coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

    'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've
    never
    seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

    So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're
    soft, and
    cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a
    dear
    twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

    The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind
    of
    animal are you?'

    The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to
    examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well,
    what
    kind of an animal am I?'

    The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold,
    you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must be a
    POLITICIAN!

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    Love it, you tell good jokes!
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**

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    I just copy and paste good. 8)

    Seems like things have been slow around here. Thought I'd try to liven it up.

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    It's deader than a hammer, but never fear I've got my spoon out!
    No matter where you go, there you are.
    **IN GOD WE TRUST**


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