blonde joke
04-09-2008, 07:55 PM
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blonde joke
>
> A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
>L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
>blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and
>rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. 'I ask you a
>Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice- Versa.'
>Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer
>figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily Win the match,
>so he makes another offer. 'If you don't know the Answer, you pay me only
>$5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
>
> The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
>Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, 'What's the distance from the Earth
>to the moon?'
>
> The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
>Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer 'What goes up a hill With
>three legs, and comes down with four?'
>
> The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
>Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library
>of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and Friends. No
>luck. After an hour, he gives up.
>
> He wakes the blonde and hands her $500 The blonde politely takes the
>$500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
>
> The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the blonde
>and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
>four?'
>
> The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
>sleep.
> A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
>L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
>blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and
>rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>
> The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. 'I ask you a
>Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice- Versa.'
>Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer
>figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily Win the match,
>so he makes another offer. 'If you don't know the Answer, you pay me only
>$5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
>
> The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
>Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, 'What's the distance from the Earth
>to the moon?'
>
> The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
>Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer 'What goes up a hill With
>three legs, and comes down with four?'
>
> The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
>Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library
>of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and Friends. No
>luck. After an hour, he gives up.
>
> He wakes the blonde and hands her $500 The blonde politely takes the
>$500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
>
> The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the blonde
>and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
>four?'
>
> The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to
>sleep.
04-10-2008, 02:03 PM
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JOURNEYMAN
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three girls were in a swiming contest. the event was the 200 meter breast stroke. one girl was a red head, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. the race started and the red head and the brunette started to pull away from the blonde. when they finished the brunette won, the red head wa second, and the blonde was a very distant third. after the race they interviewed the girls and they ask the blonde what happened. she said she wasn't going to complaine but those other two girls were using the arms and legs. :shock: :roll: :lol:
