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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    bungee business

    Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day.
    Alicesays to Frank, "You know we could make a lot of money running our
    Bungee-jumping business inMexico."
    Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
    everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

    They travel toMexicoand begin to set up on the square. As they are
    constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
    people gather to watch them at work.

    When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be
    good idea to give a demonstration, soAlicejumps.

    She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank
    notices that she has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank
    able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.
    This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

    Again, Frank misses her.Alicefalls again and bounces back up. This
    she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones
    and is
    almost unconscious.

    Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened???
    the cord too long????"

    Barely able to speak,Alicegasps, "No, the Bungee cord was
    the crowd...What the HELL is a Pinata?!"

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    Pelahatchie, MS
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