to be 6 again
02-15-2008, 05:43 AM
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to be 6 again
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingMonsterRoller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to aMcDonald'swhere he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingMonsterRoller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to aMcDonald'swhere he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong
02-15-2008, 06:36 AM
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 4,137
Just like a woman...he carefully plans a very romantic day for her and she complains.
I know a guy whos wife complained about drag racing every weekend because she likes to go camping. Well, out of the goodness of his heart he purchased a very nice motor home and started taking her camping almost every weekend....AT the dragstrip!!
true story. :lol: that's love isn't it?
I know a guy whos wife complained about drag racing every weekend because she likes to go camping. Well, out of the goodness of his heart he purchased a very nice motor home and started taking her camping almost every weekend....AT the dragstrip!!
true story. :lol: that's love isn't it?
