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    Bar stool bet

    3 guys walk into a bar and two of them sit down at a table. The third man walks up to the bar, orders a shot of whiskey and puts a 20 dollar bill on the table. He drinks his shot and asks the bar tender if he would like to make a bet. The bar tender says "Depends on the bet"

    The guy says " I'll bet you that 20 bucks that I can stand on that bar stool over there and piss in that shot glass and fill it all the way up without ever spilling a drop. The bar tender says "You got yourself a bet."

    So the guy climbs up on the sttol and begins to pee toward the glass. He pees all over the bar,all over the bar tender and all over the floor...pretty much everywhere BUT the shot glass. The bar tenders laughs and yells " I WON...EASY MONEY HAHAHA " with a huge grin on his pee covered face.

    The man zips up his pants and starts to walk away when the bar tender yells "Hey wait a minute" still grinning ear to ear. he says " Why in the hell would you make a stupid ass bet like that? There was no way you could have done it."

    The man smiled and then replied " See those two guys over there...well, I just bet them $ 200 that I could come up here and piss all over you and the bar , and everything at the bar...and you would be happy about it."

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    The Gambler

    During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

    The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

    The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

    "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

    The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

    "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

    "Like what?" asked the bartender.

    "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

    The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

    So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

    "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

    The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

    "Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

    "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

    With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

    The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one.
    "Okay, you're on," he said.
    The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

    The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

    The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"
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    lol, those are great. :lol:


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