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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    gambling blond

    Gambling blond


    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
    A very attractive blond woman from Florida arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
    When I play topless.'

    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
    yelled,




    'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared a each other dumbfounded.




    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

    The other answered, 'I don't know..




    I thought you were watching.'

    Moral ---

    Not all Southerners are stupid.
    Not all blonds are dumb.
    But, all men..... are men

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    :lol: :lol: Hey,spib,can you find a video of that to post?
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you cannot confirm their validity"- Abraham Lincoln

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    Mark, is that how you really lost your job at the Casino??? :lol:
    You lift,...you lose.

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