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Thread: sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Jan 2006


    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
    > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
    > middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
    > to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
    > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
    > deeper.
    > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
    > worried and decided to go to the hospital.
    > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
    > date.
    > After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he
    > could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
    > then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
    > blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
    > The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
    > that it was nothing.
    > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
    > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
    > grows older?'
    > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.'

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    Senior Member DYNO OPERATOR
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    North Georgia "GODS COUNTRY"
    RITFLMAO 2 times...Dog gone them son in laws

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