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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    I'm sick no work

    CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

    >

    > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I

    > really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come

    > work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need

    > you today.

    > When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

    > That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel

    > great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

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    Saweet!!!!!!

    I want to work for this boss too! :shock:

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    Sounds like a case of Anal Glaucoma
    aka " I don't see may [email protected]@ coming to work today!"
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    U can step on the brake
    U can step on the gas
    But step on ur crank
    Ur gonna get passed!

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    :lol: :lol:
    You lift,...you lose.

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