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    Senior Member DYNO TECH
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    LUNCH SPECIALS

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
    tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    HAND JOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
    and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
    drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady
    who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," Debra purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    I can't wait to get to work to tell that one tomorrow.... :mrgreen:

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    :lol: :lol: I'm never going to feel good about going to get a hamburger again! :lol:
    You lift,...you lose.

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    Junior Member APPRENTICE
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: I LOVE IT!
    THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS AT 180 MPH.

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