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    The Purina Diet

    Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Sparky the
    wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

    Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
    works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again.
    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food poisoned me.

    I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a$$ and a car hit us both.



    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
    laughing so hard!



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    I don't care who you are, THAT'S funny. :lol:

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    I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by chevguy65
    I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P
    i dont want to know for what reason carl. :shock:

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    Quote Originally Posted by lookingaround
    Quote Originally Posted by chevguy65
    I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P
    i dont want to know for what reason carl. :shock:

    Not because I like Irish Setters :shock:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    You lift,...you lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lookingaround
    lol ok

    Poodles on the other hand....


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