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    The Stuttering Cat

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
    the girl to describe to describe the incident.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl.

    'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...

    And before he could say 'F#%k',

    the rottweiler ate him! :shock:
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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    OMG LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks Donn,
    I am now going to have to clean my desk and keyboard, coffee went right out my nose and all over them!

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    :lol: I love it! :lol:
    (that Rottweiler even scared Carl's mouse! ) :lol:
    You lift, lose.

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    I have now told that joke over a dozen times, it has never failed to get big laughs.

    Good stuff.


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