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    A Little Monday Humor Girls Night Out

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

    The other night A woman was invited out for a night with "the girls". she told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!" she said.

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. she was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When she asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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    LMAO!! :lol:

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    LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL,

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