smart girl

Old 09-15-2007, 07:28 AM
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He

smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.





Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.





Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her

attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating .





'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.





'They're mating,' her father replied.



'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.





'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.



'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.





As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'





The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'
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Old 09-15-2007, 09:13 AM
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LOL :shock:
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Old 09-15-2007, 09:54 AM
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ditto
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:03 AM
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Atta girl! :lol: Ya gotta love the way those little girls tell it like it is. :lol:
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Old 09-15-2007, 06:52 PM
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*sigh* Bigotry starts at home. :evil:
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:30 PM
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its not bigotry to honestly dislike something. more spiders should be stepped on. :wink:
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:44 AM
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Just be ready when the spider steps on you.
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