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    the biker

    The Biker

    A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'



    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'



    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'



    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

    Your wife read this Mark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chevguy65

    Your wife read this Mark?
    lol i dont think so he was still able to type that joke. no broke fingers

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    No way man, do you think I am stupid, she doesnt like computers, THANK GOD!!!!!

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