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    Senior Member EXPERT BUILDER
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    Apr 2004


    Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
    But never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    The sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    Again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
    "because you are my friend".

    Friendship is like peeing your pants,
    everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE lively's Avatar
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    Nov 2004
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Faribault, Mn.
    Ryan,'re a sick man!! Warpped even,.....I like that. :lol: :lol:
    You lift, lose.

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