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Thread: The Ostrich ...joke

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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    May 2004
    Loganton, Pa

    The Ostrich ...joke

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks them for their orders.$9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
    exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
    hamburger, fries and a coke."The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

    This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
    salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
    it on the table.

    The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir.
    How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
    every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two

    My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
    put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
    money is always there ," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "What 's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
    with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    LOL....make your wishes clear and concise, otherwise you end up with an Ostrich :shock:

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    artesia new mexico


    whats that old saying" be carefull of what you wish for?" lol mike
    to finish first: first you have to finish!

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