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    Junior Member APPRENTICE
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    Good Joke

    Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his
    Wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
    She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
    Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT
    BETTER BE THERE."
    The next morning Mark got up really early before work.
    When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the
    Window. And sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box
    Sitting in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway
    And took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand
    New bathroom scale.
    Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.
    THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS AT 180 MPH.

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    Senior Member EXPERT BUILDER
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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    :lol: :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Hey Mark....you feelin better yet?

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    :shock: ops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    You lift,...you lose.

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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I don't want to arrive at the pearly gates in perfect shape, rather I want to come sliding in, all burnt up, screaming "WHAT A RIDE"!

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    i want to go in my sleep like my grandfather........not screaming like the passengers in his car. ha


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