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    Senior Member EXPERT BUILDER
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    Best Joke of 2007

    VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007

    For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
    said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
    $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
    it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door
    with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe
    told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
    telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

    And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    LMFAO :lol:
    I don't want to arrive at the pearly gates in perfect shape, rather I want to come sliding in, all burnt up, screaming "WHAT A RIDE"!

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    Senior Member DYNO OPERATOR
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    GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    LMAO....how did I miss this one....almost had coffee out the nose...LOL


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