JOKE: The innocence of youth
06-10-2007, 03:31 PM
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JOKE: The innocence of youth
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing
the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. What do you call the spider
on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied:
"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs".
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing
the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. What do you call the spider
on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied:
"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs".
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."
06-11-2007, 10:45 AM
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Exactly what my 5 yr. old would say and she learned it from the boys 8,9 and 10...I just got to figure out where they learned it...HUMMMM....Probably on RJ :lol: The learn as you watch site... 8)
