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Thread: Bumper Stickers

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Sep 2005

    Bumper Stickers

    I love animals, they taste great.

    EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    All generalizations are false, including this one.

    "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

    I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

    Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    If you are psychic - think "HONK"

    If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

    Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

    You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

    Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

    My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

    Grow your own dope, plant a man.

    All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    Hope you all enjoy!!!!

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    Women love a man with confidence, at least I think they do.

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
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    artesia new mexico

    bumper stickers

    like the one about being illegal to shoot them! i had [remember that] one on my race car for a joke it read" if you can read this please turn me over" my wife,sponsor and even my driver didnt like that one! go figure carry on! mike
    to finish first: first you have to finish!

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE mytmouz's Avatar
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    Pelahatchie, MS
    My personal favorite. "If you think no one cares, try missing a payment".

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    Dothan Al.
    When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my a$$ goodbye.


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    Senior Member SENIOR BUILDER
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    Mississippi Gulf Coast
    Did ya hear about the new Survivor's series?

    All it requires, is that the contestants can drive ALL the way across Texas with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay and I'm here to take your guns."

    I don't want to arrive at the pearly gates in perfect shape, rather I want to come sliding in, all burnt up, screaming "WHAT A RIDE"!

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