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    POOR Ralph...

    Ralph came home drunk one night. He slid into bed beside his sleeping
    wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep,Ralph."

    Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be!I've got too much to live
    for.
    Send me back!"

    St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way youcan go back, and
    that is as a chicken."

    Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his
    home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh?How's your first day
    here?"

    "Not bad,"replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strangefeeling inside.
    Like I'm gonna explode!"

    "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never
    laid an egg before?"

    "Never,"said Ralph.

    "Well, just relax and let it happen." said the rooster."It's no big deal."

    Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion
    as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg...
    his joy was overwhelming!
    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
    head, and heard his wife shout...

    "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're sh#&*ing in the bed!"
    If your not wearing A BOWTIE
    Your NOT properly dressed


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    You are one sick puppy!!!! :shock: :shock: :wink:

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    I did at least change the name to protect Carl,s Innocence :lol: :lol:
    :P



    Sorry Carl I just couldnt help myself :twisted: The Devil made me do it
    If your not wearing A BOWTIE
    Your NOT properly dressed


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    LOLOLOL....and you promised you wouldn't say anything....

    Now I gotta live this down :?

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    That is some funny stuff rotflmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Donn,that made my day!!!!! :lol: lmswao :lol: :lol:
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