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Thread: George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

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    George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
    using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
    illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
    some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
    this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
    patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide
    a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
    life for themselves.

    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
    rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to
    both the problems,

    George Carlin
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    GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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    Sounds like a winner to me!

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    Dang it!!! We've been having a George in the White House this whole time and it was the wrong George??? :lol: I like Carlin's Immigration Policy better!! Carlin for President!
    You lift,...you lose.

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    I vote Carlin :mrgreen:

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    Sounds Like a great plan to me!!

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    carlin is amazing., you got to go out and get his latest cd its called life is worth losing. he tells it like it is..

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    george

    ive always like ol george he will let you know where you stand with him and what ever is on his mind! vote for carlin!!!!!!
    to finish first: first you have to finish!

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