What Are You??
The teacher asked her 1st grade class how many of them were Obama
fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Ronnie.
The teacher asked Little Ronnie why he has decided to be different.
Little Ronnie said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Ronnie said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Ronnie answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Ronnie replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.