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Old 05-09-2007, 02:47 PM
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Default Calmness in Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice

Heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

He was RITE

You have no idea how Freaking GOOD I feel.
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