Old 10-22-2010, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Rigsby
Originally Posted by Tod74
Originally Posted by Rigsby
I am 40 now.
I didn't know you were old. :P

I'm only 36
Tod: remember when we were kids, you think about 40 & it seemed so old?? I had no idea I would be pretty much the same... I am still a kid. So, "36" is getting close...when you get there, look at 40 as an accomplishment... not a milestone.

However: If by 50 you find yourself cutting cookies in the local high school parking lot in your Nova, you may be affected by "PTMLC" or post traumatic mid life crisis. If this occurs, FEED IT!!! Drop some Viagra, grow a mullet, & chill with some White Snake while sipping a good wine cooler... chicks dig that with ANY man... no matter how old they are. Tell them your hands are registered weapons, "but smooth as silk on the skin of a firm woman"... they will melt on your like butter on pancakes. Ohhhh yeah Tod... EMBRACE THAT AGE BRUTHA... welcome that gray hair like fine sliver china... after all you will be distinguished & experienced. Yep, ride that wave like a senior surfer shredding a giant tube of gold bond medicated ointment man.... OWN IT... YOU EARNED IT.

This has been another life moment by your friend Scooter (It's boring here at work right now)
I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one going through PTMLC, or at least have a plan of what to do when it hits.
BTW Scooter, I would have thought you would have bought a Harley look alike when it hit you. Just kidding! It's kinda boring on the forum right now too.
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