Monks
A man named Jim walked into a monastery and wanted a job. The head monk said that they could use the help, and hired Jim. He also informed that they were a silent order, he would only be allowed to speak two words per year, and that was during his annual review. Jim agreed, and went to work. A year went by and Jim was called in for his annual review.
HEAD MONK: Jim, you are credit to the order! anything you would like to say?
JIM: COLD FOOD!
Another year goes by and the head monk calls Jim in for his second review.
HEAD MONK: Jim, you are doing a fine job. Anything you would like to say?
JIM: HARD BED
Another year goes by and the head monk calls Jim in for his third review.
HEAD MONK: Jim, I dont know what we would do without you. Anything you would like to say?
JIM: I QUIT!
HEAD MONK: I dont blame you, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT GRIPED EVER SINCE YOU GOT HERE!