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Old 08-04-2014, 11:51 AM
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Wife missing.

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband : - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant : - What is her height ?

Husband: - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant : - Build?

Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : - Color of eyes?

Husband : - Never noticed.

Sergeant : - Color of hair?

Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red.

Sergeant : - What was she wearing?

Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?

Husband : - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?

Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.……at this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.
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